Diving In

I feel like I’m poised to dive, into something that I don’t really understand. Of course I always feel like this before going away, but now especially so. Looking down I can see where I have to go, but I don’t know if the dive will be good or bad, rough and bumpy and terrible [...]

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Kitten Cannon Madness

Wow, I think I just broke my all time record on the nasty but addictive Kitten Cannon game; 1,052 feet! A fantastic throw. Try it, shudder and come over all moral, and then realise you can’t stop “cannoning” forth your kitten in the hope of achiving a slightly higher score.
Edit: New high score, 1,150 feet! [...]

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Sort of sorted

For a while the opinions and noise whirling in my head was loud and drowned everything else out, but now it’s all died down and I can hear each thought clearly, properly.I don’t need to worry. I am going to the camp. And so is my sleeping bag that is still at K & C’s [...]

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Rock Out

Anyone seen the film School of Rock, with Jack Black? I saw it recently, and have to say, for want of a better phrase (and becasse I like cliches) it ROCKS!

I really enjoyed the film and it also made me consider again the question that I’ve been musing on for some years, which is why [...]

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Dream Job

Job ad written with me in mind:
“Are you just basically ordinary? A bit rubbish at most things? Do you think the word “Passion” when used in an employment context is really embarassing? Then we could have a position in our company for YOU.Basically unremarkable, you should be scared of responsibility and a really grumpy person [...]

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FAME

By the way, I can’t believe I forgot to mention that I managed to get a copy of the paper where me and Graham Norton were photographed together ) When I went to the book signing the photo the photo lady wanted a shot of him pointing to my t-shirt (the famous ?27 eBay [...]

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Election Dreams

Last night I dreamed of the Election all night long, probably because I was watching it on the TV just before bed. I kept waking up in the night wondering hopefully if perhaps, just perhaps, I might wake up the next morning to find that Blair had been squashed in the night and we had [...]

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Votey votey

Ho hum. So another Genaral Election is apon us, and I’ll be trotting out later with my Mum to vote Lib Dem. Well, I can’t speak for her of course, and she might change her mind at the last minute and decide she actually prefers a total liar in charge of our funny little country. [...]

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Slipping through your fingers

Now I know why some people don’t eat anything at all. I’ve only had one meal today, because of various circumstances, and have passed the stage of feeling weak and hungry. After a while you actually feel powerful, light and graceful and wise. I understand a little bit better but I don’t want to go [...]

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